Match Report as requested by Catchpole Old Southendian 0 - 5 City of Peterborough In the season of our sport, a contest unfolded between the Old Southendian and the City of Peterborough, a clash marked by fervor and the spirit of competition. The battle commenced with vigor, both sides striving earnestly for dominion, yet the scales tipped early when Billy Taylor, in a moment of reckless ambition, earned a yellow card for a challenge that even the likes of Roy Keane might applaud. Thus, the Old Boys found themselves diminished, reduced to ten souls upon the field. The first half was a grueling affair, with neither side able to claim the advantage, until the City of Peterborough seized upon a short corner, drawing first blood and entering the break with a slender lead of 1-0. Revived by an encouraging discourse and a humble offering of Haribo Supermix, the lads clad in black and gold emerged for the second act, their spirits renewed. As the second half dawned, City of Peterborough unleashed their might, scoring twice in rapid succession, a blow that dimmed the hopes of the Old Southendian. Yet, the ancient warriors found a measure of resolve amidst the storm, attempting to steady their course. However, the relentless City struck again, adding two more goals, with our own Mike Smithson weaving a thread of providence in the build-up. Thus, the contest concluded: Old Southendian 0, City of Peterborough 5. Man of the Match: John H, for the commendable feat of conceding but five. Jacket of Shame: John H, a complete stitch up if you ask me